Multi-Function Watch

These won’t let you take phone calls from that girl you’ve met while hunting down teleporting aliens or count the steps you’ve taken running back to home base, while measuring your pulse and dialing 911, but this Multi-Function Watch will give you no-frills precise time using quartz movement in two different time zones at a fraction of the cost of the really smart devices. Also features a built-in compass and thermometer. Stainless steel case with a genuine leather strap.