Downtime for an Imperial stormtrooper in a galaxy maybe a light-year or two away consists of fine dining, a nice break from mystery grey rations, and a funky selection of galactic tunes via their newly upgraded helmets. This Stormtrooper Speaker lets you listen to your music whether you're sight-seeing on your AT-AT Walker or cruising in the alien wilderness on a 74-Z Speeder Bike. This 5-watt speaker is Bluetooth enabled, features a built-in rechargeable battery you can charge from any USB source and an additional 3.5mm audio input to extend your listening to non-Bluetooth devices.$35.26 Check It Out
These won't let you take phone calls from that girl you've met while hunting down teleporting aliens or count the steps you've taken running back to home base, while measuring your pulse and dialing 911, but this Multi-Function Watch will give you no-frills precise time using quartz movement in two different time zones at a fraction of the cost of the really smart devices. Also features a built-in compass and thermometer. Stainless steel case with a genuine leather strap.$13.63 Check It Out
Perfect Drink Pro
Stop the vicious cycle of paying for overpriced, watered-down cocktails, while trying to drink away your long work week problems on a Friday night. Perfect Drink Pro lets you mix your ideal alcohol-infused concoction in the comfort of your home. Features a smart scale that connects to your phone or tablet via a free app, filled with drink recipes. To make a perfect drink simply choose a recipe, place the included shaker or any glass on the smart scale and choose a serving size. The scale will weigh each ingredient as you pour and will alert you when to stop, resulting in a perfect drink every time.
$99.99Check It Out
Public Toilet Survival Kit
You don't have to be a prepper, just be ready to survive the inevitable apocalypse in the office bathroom caused by the invasion of your co-workers. Public Toilet Survival Kit helps you avoid the unsanitary conditions when your home-based sanctuary is in another area code. Includes two antiseptic wipes, one toilet seat cover and one pair of latex-free disposable gloves.
$6.50Check It Out
Self Stirring Mug
Your home's automation domination is slowly taking over the most basic of human tasks, making you flourish in your lazy bliss. And while this Self Stirring Mug won't levitate itself into your hand, it will stir the contents with a simple press of a button. Stir your tea, coffee, cocoa or mixed drinks. Includes a travel lid and operates on 2 AAA batteries.$9.49 Check It Out
Bear Snuggle Pet Bed
You always wanted a cute pet bear, but had to settle for a more practical, slightly less deadly four legged option that fits your living space. Bear Snuggle Pet Bed is a safer alternative to your love of exotic pets and a comfortable, ultra soft bed for your pet. Made of high grade premium polar fleece and faux fur. The red 'tongue' pad is removable for easy cleaning. Features an anti-slip rubber bottom, so the bed doesn't slide all over the place.
$23.65Check It Out
Kolibree Smart Toothbrush
You know the things your kids hate, like bedtime when there's non-stop cartoons on that 24-hour network just for them, or brushing their pearly whites when they'd rather be mining for virtual blocks in a video game. Kolibree Smart Toothbrush makes brushing teeth a fun and interactive activity for kids, while letting you monitor their toothbrushing performance and advises you to the areas they've missed. The toothbrush features Bluetooth connectivity, 3D motion sensors and free iOS and Android apps.$129.00 Check It Out
Smart Wi-Fi Clock
When your smartphone notification bar is literally on fire, but the best your clock can do is interrupt your unicorn dreams at 5 in the morning, upgrade to LaMetric Time, a Smart Wi-Fi Clock. LaMetric Time lets you easily customize it with thousands of clock faces via the free iOS and Android app. And besides giving you precise time, it tracks the weather, events, tweets, followers, emails, news, deadlines and more, all in real time. Compatible with Netatmo, Amazon Alexa, Phillips Hue and WeMo.
$199.00Check It Out
Put an end to the eternal struggle between father and son, light side and dark side, Republic and The Empire. Sit down for a family meal and trade in your lightsabers for these Lightsaber Grinders, a non-lethal way to season your food. The salt and pepper grinders are styled after the Star Wars' blue and red lightsabers and feature an adjustable ceramic mechanism that grinds its contents from fine to coarse. The grinding mills are made of high quality stainless steel and the exterior from durable ABS. Operates on 4 AA batteries.$39.99 Check It Out
You've been perfecting your up and down fine motor skills since your upgrade to that first pair of big kid pants, now apply those skills to ZipBuds, a durable, military-grade earbuds with a patented zipper-style cabling that never tangles. Features a ComfortFit2 technology to ensure that the buds stay in your ear no-matter what. Includes an in-line noise-cancelling mic and remote in one for a hands-free calling and operation, with built-in 11-mm ZBX high performance drivers, precision tuned for a dynamic listening experience.$15.37 Check It Out
Summon the high voltage power of lightning bolts directly onto your procrastinating wrist with this steampunk-inspired Tesla Watch, that even Nikola Tesla would be proud enough to claim as his own. Features 2 light-up, vacuum tube-styled LED's that are activated via the on/off switch, a Japanese movement, weathered brass metal finish, ornamental winding keys and a leather strap. All batteries are replaceable.$59.95 Check It Out
Darth Vader Kitchen Set
If you're the ruler of your domain, a master of your kitchen and more times than none your cooking comes slightly on the dark side, you deserve to at least look the part. This Star Wars Darth Vader Kitchen Set comes with an oven glove inspired by that of Darth Vader, bearing an embossed Empire insignia and an apron modeled after Sith Lord's armor. The glove is made of flexible, heat-resistant silicone, able to withstand heat up to 445-degrees, while the apron is made from 100% machine-washable cotton.
$29.99Check It Out
When breakfast burritos the size of a small infant meet lines of neverending Tuesday tacos that slowly conga their way into your belly, eventually claiming you as yet another victim of a food coma, power nap is definitely in order. Wrap yourself up in a Burrito Blanket and keep the south-of-the-border theme going. The blanket is made of 100% soft microfiber with a design printed on both sides. Measuring at 5-feet in diameter it is perfect for lounging, beach, picnics and more.Check It Out
Vinci Smart Headphones
Bet your parents looked real cool in the 80's, shredding on their roller blades, complete with a cutting edge AM/FM headset. Vinci Smart Headphones takes that old school concept and transforms it into a feature-rich package suitable for today's high-tech crowd. Listen to your music completely hands-free, without a smartphone or any other connected device. Built with a dual-core ARM Cortex-A7 processor, its own operating system and 16GB of internal storage. Ability to listen to MP3's stored on the device, connect the headphones to your phone via Bluetooth or stream directly from the cloud via Wi-Fi or a 3G service. Includes streaming from Spotify, Soundcloud and more. Operate it with voice control. Compatible with Amazon Alexa.
$219.00Check It Out
Dancing Cat Speaker
Whether you're a lady with a particular fondness of taking in strays or can't stop watching cat videos while trying to crunch down on your deadlines, this Dancing Cat Speaker is sure to tickle your fancy. Dances to the beat of your music. Features a high quality speaker, it is handmade and collectible. Connects to any audio device using a 3.5mm jack.$13.99 Check It Out
Death Star Measuring Cups
Being contracted into the ranks of the Imperial Army to build a bigger, better Death Star for a really demanding boss that doesn't tolerate even the smallest of mistakes, you'd need all the precision tools to avoid the corporate death grip. With Death Star Measuring Cups set you'll be able to make the exact measurements your blueprint recipes call for. Includes 5 measuring units: 1 table spoon, 1/4 cup, 1/3 cup, 1/2 cup and 1 cup, that all stack up into a Death Star, making it a nice display piece. Made of BPA-free, food safe plastic.$36.50 Check It Out
Extinguish those dull and boring events, put out the flames of the awkward and uneventful parties, liven up your next gathering with Thirst Extinguisher, a drink dispenser and cocktail shaker in one. Made of lightweight and durable plastic. Features a pump action handle and a rubber hose reminiscent of a fire extinguisher. Can be used to dispense soft drinks or alcoholic beverages. Holds 1.5 liters.$26.20 Check It Out
PlayHub USB Hub
Gadget-heavy gamers with a carefully crafted hardware set-up are often on a hunt for a free USB port. With PlayHub USB Hub you'll be able to expand your ever so growing arsenal of tools. PlayHub is inspired by a classic Nintendo controller and features 4 USB 2.0 ports. Compatible with Mac OS, Windows PC's and laptops.$14.49 Check It Out
Scotch Tape Dispenser
It won't fight the Decepticons or blow your mind with special effects courtesy of Michael Bay, but it is ready to transform and roll out, no batteries required. This Scotch Tape Dispenser is inspired by a tape measure case, complete with a functional belt clip. Made of a durable ABS to withstand all your DIY projects. Has a removable sticker with an embossed metal underneath.$4.94 Check It Out
LED Matrix Phone Case
Your cell phone has been through a regenerative ringer, from getting a bedazzling treatment to being outfitted in countless 'Hello Kitty' and unicorn cases, up your crazy custom phone game with this LED Matrix Phone Case. The Bluetooth-enabled case has an ability to display text, animations, graphics, 24 hour clock and incoming phone calls. With a free ShowLove app you're able to type your own message or pattern and watch it slide across your phone, lit up in bright blue LED's. Compatible with iPhone 6 and 6s.$28.14 Check It Out
Smartphone Screen Magnifier
When the prehistoric TV technology clashes with a smartphone technology of today you get this Smartphone Screen Magnifier. It magnifies your phone's screen up to 3 times and fights the eye fatigue caused by a long time of a small screen. Made of durable ABS and acrylic. Compatible with all smartphones. The magnifier is foldable, portable and does not require any batteries or a power source.
$14.99Check It Out
Pop Up Smart Socket
If you're a ninja on the prowl to increase your stealth or just a concerned parent trying to child-proof every corner of your domain, this Pop Up Smart Socket will advance your level of sneakiness and put your mind at ease with kids roaming every nook and cranny of the house. The Pop Up Smart Socket has 3 electrical outlets and 2 USB ports. Made from high grade aluminum and plastic, durable to withstand the daily use. No screws required, but you will need to use a hole-saw to install it.
$68.68Check It Out